Description
Formerly a meaningless middle-manager for a nationwide convenience store chain, his better years are definitely behind him. Having never married and few important relationships, this character has lost relatively little. He's led an aimless life, and hollowly invested himself in the company he worked for. By threatening his life, the apocalypse is the first thing that ever made him value it. He's a bit scared, way out of shape and completely unprepared, but he's finally ready to try.
Line 1This is unbelievable - they just wont die!Line 2Be careful, these things sneak up on you.Line 3How'd you do that?Community Submitted Lines"I'm pretty sure I fired someone like him."Team Feedback: Excellent.
 | To: Thug.
Trigger: Round start. | Submitted by Garfsan |
"Wish some of my staff would have worked half as hard as these things trying to kill me!" | To: All/No one specifc.
Trigger: Successful combat. | Submitted by Garfsan |
"Few, I can finally sit down." | To: All/No one specifc.
Trigger: Successful combat. | Submitted by BlackMarkelJ |
"You're all fired!"| Unrated | To: All/No one specifc.
Trigger: Successful combat. | |
"Whoa, déjà vu."| Unrated | To: All/No one specifc.
Trigger: Tragedy. | |
"Come on...[Grunts in pain] you can do this. You can!"| Unrated | To: All/No one specifc.
Trigger: In pain. | |
"This will be a nice acquisition."| Unrated | To: All/No one specifc.
Trigger: Found weapons/ammo/meds. | |
"If we live through this, your all hired. Maybe not"| Unrated | To: All/No one specifc.
Trigger: Round start. | |
"Hey there's supplies here guys!"| Unrated | To: All/No one specifc.
Trigger: Found weapons/ammo/meds. | |
"Pfft, look at this place. Our store had much cheaper stuff."Team Feedback: Love the idea of him commenting on a store, but this isn't the kind of comment he'd make.
 | To: All/No one specifc.
Trigger: General/Other. | |
